Maybe I
should clean my house.
I love summer afternoons in the pool.
People would say that I’m a reader.
I don’t understand why everyone doesn't think like me. I'm always right, duhh.
When I wake up in the morning I hope for a few moments of adjusting to the day by myself.
I lost my driver's license at my best-friends bachlorette party.
Life is full of surprises
My past is full of wild times.
I get annoyed when people want to take rights away from my vagina and my child's vagina.
Parties are a lot of work, but a lot of fun.
I wish I had more time.
Dogs are annoying, but better than cats.
Cats are creepy.
Tomorrow I’m hopefully going to a park and to a grocery store and maybe the library.
I have low tolerance for ignorance.
I’m totally terrified of wild boars.
I wonder why I am so awesome. Oh wait...
Never in my life have I sky dived.
High school was stupid.
When I’m nervous I twirl my laugh or nervous giggle or say really stupid funny stuff.
One time at a family gathering I peed my pants because I was having too much fun playing with my cousins outside and couldn't get out of my outfit in time. Dang one piece outfits.
Take my advice: Read to your kids. Every day. From conception til graduation. ;) I can't rattle of the stats but basically 20 minutes a day = a ton of early literacy knowledge and sooo many other skills/shared memories!!!
Making my bed hasn't happened since about 2007.
I’m almost always thinking about what time it is.
I’m addicted to sweet tea.
I want someone to clean my house for me.
Play along and fill in a couple of the sentences!
I love summer afternoons in the pool.
People would say that I’m a reader.
I don’t understand why everyone doesn't think like me. I'm always right, duhh.
When I wake up in the morning I hope for a few moments of adjusting to the day by myself.
I lost my driver's license at my best-friends bachlorette party.
Life is full of surprises
My past is full of wild times.
I get annoyed when people want to take rights away from my vagina and my child's vagina.
Parties are a lot of work, but a lot of fun.
I wish I had more time.
Dogs are annoying, but better than cats.
Cats are creepy.
Tomorrow I’m hopefully going to a park and to a grocery store and maybe the library.
I have low tolerance for ignorance.
I’m totally terrified of wild boars.
I wonder why I am so awesome. Oh wait...
Never in my life have I sky dived.
High school was stupid.
When I’m nervous I twirl my laugh or nervous giggle or say really stupid funny stuff.
One time at a family gathering I peed my pants because I was having too much fun playing with my cousins outside and couldn't get out of my outfit in time. Dang one piece outfits.
Take my advice: Read to your kids. Every day. From conception til graduation. ;) I can't rattle of the stats but basically 20 minutes a day = a ton of early literacy knowledge and sooo many other skills/shared memories!!!
Making my bed hasn't happened since about 2007.
I’m almost always thinking about what time it is.
I’m addicted to sweet tea.
I want someone to clean my house for me.
Play along and fill in a couple of the sentences!
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